ValentineBay » Love Jokes http://www.valentinebay.com Every Love needs a little Romance Wed, 04 Jun 2008 02:52:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Valentine cards http://www.valentinebay.com/2008/06/valentine-cards/ http://www.valentinebay.com/2008/06/valentine-cards/#comments Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:56:56 +0000 Hendy Irawan http://valentinebay.com/2008/06/02/valentine-cards/  

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged,
balding man standing at the counter methodically placing
“Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over
them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying
scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the
balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says
“I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”

“But why?” asks the man.

“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies.
:-)      :-)

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“How so?” his friend asks.

“Five years ago I deeply cared for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me.”

“Was that not love?” his friend asks.

“No,” he replies. “That was obsession. And then two years ago I deeply cared for an attractive woman who didn’t understand me.”

“Was that not love?”

“No,” he replies. “That was lust. And just last year I met a woman aboard a cruise ship to the Caribbean. She was smart, funny, and a great conversationalist. And everywhere I followed her on that boat, I would get this strange sensation in the pit of my stomach.”

“Was that not love?” his friend asks.

“No,” he replies. “That was motion sickness.” :-)

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